Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for April 2010

• "Our design team believes it was their website that got Obama elected."

• More sunglasses than sun

• Ironic mustache color-coordinated with ironic sweatshirt

• Overwhelming smell of urine but no obvious culprit. Am I profiling?

• Is it me?

• Apparently 'The North Face' sponsored 70% of the passengers today. If any wind tries to get on, it's gonna get a severe breaking.

• Neighbor i kinda know sits across from me with no acknowledgment, keeping our regular standard of social denial at status quo.

• "Saw 'The Blind Side' last night" "That movie is so fucking racist!" "Have you seen it?" "No."

• Same Obama shirts, different stops.

• Guy looks like he just made parole...in 1973.

• @arjbarker evil twin, complete with goatee.

• Guy going to fucking town on a pint of Ben and Jerrys 'Cake Batter' flavor and talking real loud on the phone about AA meeting

• Three cops bicker over which end of the bus to start checking passes. The short one loses.

• Dude's got a smell in the lower registers. Faint but there. Like milk the split second it goes bad, if it were a sponge

• Tie-died Piggly Wiggly shirt