Collected #onthebus Reports For July 2010

Kinda Blew it this month, with only two "domestic" #onthebus tweets AND not tweeting while visiting the public transit in New York.  So along with the two home tweets, here are some re-constructed #onthesubway tweets to add bulk.  I'll try harder next month, I promise.

• Reading The New York Times, over the shoulder edition #onthebus

• mullet: high curl count. jeans: high zipper count. mustache: high ride count (speculative). dude: high...just high. #onthebus

• Maddog me all you want, you're the one with “Anna” tattooed on your neck, dude. #onthesubway

• Pool of water on the G platform may be a melted human. Or several. Its that hot. #onthesubway

• What the hell is K-Mart doing in Manhattan, let alone integrated with the subway? #onthesubway

• They say this is the town that never sleeps. Bullshit. It just sleeps on the underground on the way home from work where the satellites can't see ‘em do it.  #onthesubway

• Really, people won’t sit next to me?  I’m flattered, NY. #onthesubway