Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for January 2011 (with December 2010 leftovers)

Here are some leftover December 2010 #onthebus reports that didn't make the last bulletin. This includes a few from a bus ride while in Chicago.  Enjoy:

• New city, new data. #onthebus #chicagostyle
  
  
• Seat directly behind the driver makes it look like there is a spare driver.  #chicagostyle
  
  
• Man with guitar matter-of-factly tells three different people "It's a guitar." #chicagostyle
  
  
• So thats what earmuffs look like these days: a sleep mask for the back of your head. #chicagostyle
  
  
• Judging by who wears their jackets, I assume the German Army is comprised of dirthead stoners and goths.
  
  
• Stop starting at me and go sharpen your fauxhawk.
  
  
• French hipster with bag full of fur.
  
  
• Loud, teen nerd shouting about Fortran. Old, drunk nerd, interrupts, "There would be no computers w/o gay people," then bails.

And now welcome to January and a new year of #onthebus:

• Happy new year, your cologne has expired.
  
  
• Woodgrain pattern on man's puffy jacket makes him look like an inflatable log
  
  
• Backpack vs. backdoor. Backpack wins.
  
  
• Thug reading anime book
  
  
• I think they sell the couple in front of me at REI
  
  
• Heavy beard + faux-hawk turnout
  
  
• RT @TonySam76 Dear LA, I was able to get on & off buses in San Francisco for the last 5 hours for 2 bucks. Follow this example #onthebus
  
  
• Pretty sure all the pee smell in the city originated from the guy in front of me. So pure.
  
  
• All the old Asian ladies who just got on are running to the back to escape the pee smell. I ain't moving.
  
  
• Guy got off last stop. His pee smell got off this stop.