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Friday
Feb042011

Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for January 2011 (with December 2010 leftovers)

Here are some leftover December 2010 #onthebus reports that didn't make the last bulletin. This includes a few from a bus ride while in Chicago.  Enjoy:

 

  • New city, new data. #onthebus #chicagostyle

  • Seat directly behind the driver makes it look like there is a spare driver.  #chicagostyle

  • Man with guitar matter-of-factly tells three different people "It's a guitar." #chicagostyle

  • So thats what earmuffs look like these days: a sleep mask for the back of your head. #chicagostyle

  • Judging by who wears their jackets, I assume the German Army is comprised of dirthead stoners and goths.

  • Stop starting at me and go sharpen your fauxhawk.

  • French hipster with bag full of fur.

  • Loud, teen nerd shouting about Fortran. Old, drunk nerd, interrupts, "There would be no computers w/o gay people," then bails.

 

And now welcome to January and a new year of #onthebus:

 

  • Happy new year, your cologne has expired.

  • Woodgrain pattern on man's puffy jacket makes him look like an inflatable log

  • Backpack vs. backdoor. Backpack wins.

  • Thug reading anime book

  • I think they sell the couple in front of me at REI

  • Heavy beard + faux-hawk turnout

  • RT @TonySam76 Dear LA, I was able to get on & off buses in San Francisco for the last 5 hours for 2 bucks. Follow this example #onthebus

  • Pretty sure all the pee smell in the city originated from the guy in front of me. So pure.

  • All the old Asian ladies who just got on are running to the back to escape the pee smell. I ain't moving.

  • Guy got off last stop. His pee smell got off this stop.

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