Tuesday
Mar012011
Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for February 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 01:08PM
- I think I am the youngest one #onthebus today.
- We almost hit a dude. Driver slammed the brakes, then a bus-wide chorus of "WHOAH!" Now everyone is mad at the dude we almost hit.
- Woman's ass and her tights are in a fight to the death
- Man has a "treasure trail" on the back of his head
- I don't mind if you blast music on your cell phone, but I draw the line at Phish
- "Went to the Superbowl, sat ten rows away from Snoop Dog, broke into this house and stole a fur. Crazy, dude."
- Italian guy next to me smells like my grandparent's shower
- "My boy was like, it's snowing in Texas! Bring your snowboard, we'll skeech on some tractors!"
- Italian Guy put in earplugs because Superbowl Snowboarder won't shut up.
- "I figured I could make an extra $50,000 a year not smoking weed all day. So I'm off the trees at work now."
- "You can call that dude a square because he loves weed do much."
- Just noticed all the seats have drain holes. Look like belly buttons.
- "Yeah I'm taking the Cooper to LA! Mashin' in the Cooper on the Five ALL DAY!"
- Thanks for recognizing me, nice lady. Sorry my social gimp soured our talk into silent, flacid anticipation the rest of the ride
- AT LEAST 7 women have a hip "bangs w/ benefits" haircut. Like a mullet & a bowl cut had a trust fund baby. Does that have a name?
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