COLLECTED #ONTHEBUS REPORTS FOR FEBRUARY 2013

• Big man with big mustache has two fistfuls of Pink Floyd CDs.

• A guy just got #onthebus with a live pigeon in his hands. Live. Pigeon. Bare. Hands. #onthebus Now.

• He's just talking to his friend. Talking to his friend with a LIVE PIGEON in his BARE HANDS.

• The pigeon seems cool with all of this

• Pigeon Master got off at a busy stop, waved his bird in everyone's face & growled. Pigeons don't growl, but folks were scared.

• Mustache made of wrinkles. #ontheplane

• Man looks and sounds like if @kylekinane had a Vietnam vet brother, and Vietnam was fought in Urban Outfitters. #onthetrain #nyc

• 90's industrial goth guy wearing giant coat that looks like Big Bird if Big Bird was a black bird. #onthetrain #nyc

• 1st train performer this trip. Kid dancing to "Black or White." Not so much "dancing" as spinning & kicking his hat wildly #onthetrain #NYC

• Woman next to me has brought and deployed a full-sized sleeping bag. #ontheplane

• This seat is about to come loose. It's like a porch swing.

•  #ontheseat:

• Thought the kid next me was eating mac & cheese, but it was corn flakes. Smelled like mac & cheese to me. #stroke

• Is it a business man wearing a cowboy hat, or is it a cowboy hat wearing a business man?

• Heavy Metal Lady's shirt so covered in cat hair it's hard to make out the band name.

• Last #onthebus in SF for a while. Should I throw up on another passenger to celebrate?

• This is a direct threat to my #onthebus tweets: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2013/01/bart_assembly_bill_716.php … (WARNING: gross photo alert)