Monday, March 25, 2013 at 04:17PM
- Big man with big mustache has two fistfuls of Pink Floyd CDs.
- A guy just got #onthebus with a live pigeon in his hands. Live. Pigeon. Bare. Hands. #onthebus Now.
- He's just talking to his friend. Talking to his friend with a LIVE PIGEON in his BARE HANDS.
- The pigeon seems cool with all of this
- Pigeon Master got off at a busy stop, waved his bird in everyone's face & growled. Pigeons don't growl, but folks were scared.
- Mustache made of wrinkles. #ontheplane
- Man looks and sounds like if @kylekinane had a Vietnam vet brother, and Vietnam was fought in Urban Outfitters. #onthetrain #nyc
- 90's industrial goth guy wearing giant coat that looks like Big Bird if Big Bird was a black bird. #onthetrain #nyc
- 1st train performer this trip. Kid dancing to "Black or White." Not so much "dancing" as spinning & kicking his hat wildly #onthetrain #NYC
- Woman next to me has brought and deployed a full-sized sleeping bag. #ontheplane
- This seat is about to come loose. It's like a porch swing.
- Thought the kid next me was eating mac & cheese, but it was corn flakes. Smelled like mac & cheese to me. #stroke
- Is it a business man wearing a cowboy hat, or is it a cowboy hat wearing a business man?
- Heavy Metal Lady's shirt so covered in cat hair it's hard to make out the band name.
- Last #onthebus in SF for a while. Should I throw up on another passenger to celebrate?
- This is a direct threat to my #onthebus tweets: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2013/01/bart_assembly_bill_716.php … (WARNING: gross photo alert)