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Aug012011

Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for June/July 2011

  • Just did a sick Ollie to frontside grind on the corner curb, collectively.
  • Someone heaved on the back seats. Driver yelled "HOT LUNCH" and kicked everyone off

  • Kid with an entire crate of tennis balls

  • Man keeps banging cell phone on seat to "improve reception"

  • Does B.O. rise or fall? What's my best plan of escape?

  • Woman has been repeating "It's a damn shame" into her phone for nine blocks. #damnshame

  • "No, YOU pay YOUR fair share!" - Man talking back to pre-recorded message.

  • "MEMOREX!!!" - same man a few seconds later

  • Just as I was boarding, a guy in an oversized sweatsuit slammed a rake against a lamp post right next to me. It broke. He laughed.

  • Guy behind me starting into his wallet and making "sssst" sound over and over.

  • Talked to my neighbor about golf. Pretended to understand.

  • Sat next to huge guy taking up a seat and a half. No one wanted that half. I took it. I ride expert level.

  • Two laptops, three iPads, a Kindle and ten smartphones. Tomorrow i'm bringing a desktop...and it'll be an Amiga 500.

  • There is a lady with a book. Don't worry, I'll kick it out of her hands and give her an iPod.

  • Oakland's bus system is not that different from SF, yet I am nonetheless confused by it's nuance

  • Little British girl in the doorway playing twenty questions with driver. Not adorable to people trying to get on

  • Lady lightly grazed by back door is now accusing the driver of trying to kill her. Loudly.

  • "I see a penis and I grab it! Excuse me! I go left now!"

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