Thursday
Jun092011
COLLECTED #ONTHEBUS REPORTS FOR APRIL/MAY 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011 at 05:24PM
- Don't know if I can ever report on SF #onthebus weirdness after spending one day #onthesubway. Well played, NY. Uncle.
- #onthebus to Boston. It features wi-fi, bathrooms and old ladies who hit you in the face with a backpack.
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- A cloud of kimchi odor just flooded the cabin; so strong it woke me up in a panic.
- "I was IN LOVE with Macaulay Culkin! But not Catherine Manheim...she's a psycho bitch!" #boston
- Someone yelled "Hey, Nick!" And like ten dudes and two chicks turned around. #boston
- Loud nerd is complaining about studying and tuition in three different languages
- Girl's entire phone conversation consisted of saying "Oh, I want that!" five times.
- Black pickup in the other lane is racing the bus in reverse. We are both going 5mph.
- "Oh that? It's a Daddy/Prostitution bar. I mean, that's what I heard."
- Guy in the back laughing uncontrollably because we ran a stop sign.
- Man with pre-packaged salad dropped his plastic fork as he left. He stopped for a second, but we all knew there was no going back.
- Teenager describing The Misfits to a younger teenager "like Horror-Ska, but not all the time"
- "I dyed my hair black. My dad wrote me a letter that said I could do anything I want, but he thought my hair used to be prettier"
- So much Drum N Bass coming from such small headphones.
- Old man yelling "Como! Como! Happy! Happy!"
- Muni recording: "Please Hold On" Hipster girl with open beer bottle: "Don't tell me what to do!" (1:20pm, Wednesday)
- Big guy clipped my shoulder sneaking in the back, mean mugged me, then pulled out a Capri Sun and started sippin.
- Dude just told everyone his phone number.
- Man uses Kindle to forcefully shoehorn people out of the way while sneaking in the crowded backdoor
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