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Saturday
Dec042010

Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for November/December 2010

  • Old asian lady with a Biz Markie hat.

  • Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. #singit

  • Fake Brian Wilson beard (Giant, not Beach)

  • Argument in back of bus: crack vs. alcohol. Winner: sex.

  • Old carnie with a lollypop giving me the stink-eye. At least he has both eyes...and stink.
  • "For real, the homosexual deal! Nothin you can do about it but close those legs!" #straighthiphop #wellnotstraight

  • Driver is younger than me

  • Old woman's profile is reminiscent of Linus from "Peanuts"

  • "uhhh, it smells like hella drugs up in here"

  • Dude talks his way into paying with one dime. Didn't actually give up the dime.

  • Wonder what stop all these flies get off on.

  • "Sir, can I read that newspaper by your feet? No? Thanks for being a butthead."

  • "Well, the angels are starting to do their separation. We're either in or out. So, you know, do your thing."

  • Rectangle of seaweed stuck to hand rail.

  • Woman with sunhat having conversation with other sunhat.

  • Bum with socks on hands talking about John Wayne

  • Autistic guy has gotten off, then on again at every stop. He also says "Hell yeah" a lot.

  • The driver made it hard for us to get on to "prove a point" to an unmanned double-parked car.




    

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