Collected #ONTHEBUS Reports for November/December 2010

• Old asian lady with a Biz Markie hat.
  
  
• Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. Pointy-toe shoes and a Cosby sweater. #singit
  
  
• Fake Brian Wilson beard (Giant, not Beach)
  
  
• Argument in back of bus: crack vs. alcohol. Winner: sex.
  
  
• Old carnie with a lollypop giving me the stink-eye. At least he has both eyes...and stink.

• "For real, the homosexual deal! Nothin you can do about it but close those legs!" #straighthiphop #wellnotstraight
  
  
• Driver is younger than me
  
  
• Old woman's profile is reminiscent of Linus from "Peanuts"
  
  
• "uhhh, it smells like hella drugs up in here"
  
  
• Dude talks his way into paying with one dime. Didn't actually give up the dime.
  
  
• Wonder what stop all these flies get off on.
  
  
• "Sir, can I read that newspaper by your feet? No? Thanks for being a butthead."
  
  
• "Well, the angels are starting to do their separation. We're either in or out. So, you know, do your thing."
  
  
• Rectangle of seaweed stuck to hand rail.
  
  
• Woman with sunhat having conversation with other sunhat.
  
  
• Bum with socks on hands talking about John Wayne
  
  
• Autistic guy has gotten off, then on again at every stop. He also says "Hell yeah" a lot.
  
  
• The driver made it hard for us to get on to "prove a point" to an unmanned double-parked car.