Collected #onthebus Reports For February 2010

• stoic woman listening to 20 min version of "The Humpty Dance"

• man with expired cornrows applying lipstick with a napkin

• sudden buttcrack below religious t-shirt

• four rows of sleeping asian seniors

• two empty gallon jugs and a beard down to the belt

• admission of being drunk on the job at Trader Joes

• freestyle about Palestine while reading "Creating Self-Confidence"

• nerdy businessman screams "we're at capacity!"

• dude puts his kleenex in my pocket

• hockey gloves and a Rolex