Collected #onthebus Reports For February 2010


  • stoic woman listening to 20 min version of "The Humpty Dance"


  • man with expired cornrows applying lipstick with a napkin


  • sudden buttcrack below religious t-shirt


  • four rows of sleeping asian seniors


  • two empty gallon jugs and a beard down to the belt


  • admission of being drunk on the job at Trader Joes


  • freestyle about Palestine while reading "Creating Self-Confidence"


  • nerdy businessman screams "we're at capacity!"


  • dude puts his kleenex in my pocket


  • hockey gloves and a Rolex´╗┐