Monday, March 1, 2010 at 03:27PM
- stoic woman listening to 20 min version of "The Humpty Dance"
- man with expired cornrows applying lipstick with a napkin
- sudden buttcrack below religious t-shirt
- four rows of sleeping asian seniors
- two empty gallon jugs and a beard down to the belt
- admission of being drunk on the job at Trader Joes
- freestyle about Palestine while reading "Creating Self-Confidence"
- nerdy businessman screams "we're at capacity!"
- dude puts his kleenex in my pocket
- hockey gloves and a Rolex