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Monday
Mar012010

Collected #onthebus Reports For February 2010

 

  • stoic woman listening to 20 min version of "The Humpty Dance"

 

  • man with expired cornrows applying lipstick with a napkin

 

  • sudden buttcrack below religious t-shirt

 

  • four rows of sleeping asian seniors

 

  • two empty gallon jugs and a beard down to the belt

 

  • admission of being drunk on the job at Trader Joes

 

  • freestyle about Palestine while reading "Creating Self-Confidence"

 

  • nerdy businessman screams "we're at capacity!"

 

  • dude puts his kleenex in my pocket

 

  • hockey gloves and a Rolex´╗┐